I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy.
— Lynyrd (@lynyrdsbackyard) February 12, 2015
Dear future husband, please don’t buy the engagement ring from groupon. pic.twitter.com/5tZ9WtshrK
— Reeti (@ReetiBee) November 14, 2014
As Lorelai Gilmore once said, “There should be a thousand yellow daisies, and candles, and a horse, and I don’t know what the horse is doing there unless you’re riding it, which seems a little over-the-top…”
Man drops ring during skydiving marriage proposal…
…but thankfully it was a fake.